STOCKING STUFFER PAYDIRT

Low-cost, as high ROI as I can get today!

The perfect sock-sized gift for your favorite prospector, this bag is a quick one-shot, baby-dose, brainless, tinless sack of dirt with 1/8g of gold added!

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